In a sensational and some what shocking discovery of recent times, an inane resident of Waltham has made accidental and many believe a forced breakthrough that “Boredom is not a killer”. This highly classified and perilous experiment was carried out single handedly by 27 year old Windsor village resident during the Labor Day long weekend. Unconfirmed sources say that discovery was made when the subject locked himself away from the rest of the world in solitary confinement. It’s not clear whether his phone had some problem or was switched off. But what was clear was the internet he steals was inadvertently turned off by his neighbors. Many people had raised their concern when subject had his gmail chat status as “High on life”. Many psychologists have raised concerns that this maybe have had adverse and irreversible effects on the subject and making him believe he can do anything he wants. Putting his and people around him at danger.
Since discoverer wasn’t available for comment, we asked his friends about this. One of his friends who refused to give her identity yet confirms she is Jackies girlfriend said “I always knew there was something wrong with that guy, he has abnormally big eyes with too much white stuff in it”. But his friend Walking Wiki was more supportive and said “He is doing some ground research for his upcoming debut novel Memoirs in Alcatraz”. We had also chance ask his friend in San Diego whether he knew about this, he denied any knowledge of it, but confirmed that his friend was capable of it. Discoverers darling friends from Darling St. had lot to say about it too. Butter Badshah didn’t have much to say though except for probing about UK visas to our reporter. Chintu was vehemently cursing the place Waltham for having this effect to his friend and has pledged to start a club “Bring back Kalko to Boston” Club. When we contacted Power Patel he was having power shower, after 3 hours we contacted him and he was doing his power prayers. Incessant attempts finally paid off when we finally did manage to get him, but he was too tired and wanted a power nap. We were also fortunate to get a comment from sensational Sachin Woods who remarked “This is sensational genius discovery, and should sensationally be called 1st law of Waltham”.
Although our team feels that “Hey baby and her boyfriend were the real catalysts (please read culprits) for this discovery since they had been to Virginia for the long weekend.
Reuters
4 comments:
looks like the boys played well!
LOL! you forgot to mention that the subject's orkut display name was changed too :D
I must add that I'm willing to testify to the fact that there was quite an amount of confusion caused by that status message. Oh, it doesn't help you say?
one hit wonder, are we ?!
write some more, yo fire-starter !
priyanka :)
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